Monday, May 31, 2010

Review: Belleview Biltmore Hotel (Bellair - Clearwater, FL)

Note: The Belleview Biltmore shut down in June 2010 for extensive renovations, and plans to reopen in 2012.

Hotel: Belleview Biltmore
Location: Bellair, Clearwater, FL
Rating: 4 stars (out of 5)

The Good: Wonderful staff, great location, awesome potential for being great once again.
The "Meh": Old, decaying buildings and less than stellar rooms for the price.
In a Nutshell: A beautiful, historic old lady in need of some TLC.

After winning a trip to Florida, we excitedly looked forward to our stay at the Belleview Biltmore in Clearwater, despite the reviews we’d read online. Part of the prize included accommodations at this hotel, and the four of us stayed there in March 2007. This review of the Belleview Biltmore (BB) comes from the perspective of four women of various ages (31, 36, 54, 90).

Arrival/Check-in

Upon turning into the country club-like atmosphere, we were greeted at the gate by a jovial gentleman who directed us to the main entrance. We drove up to the main area, and were at once hit by the beauty of the old lady. It’s a grand white building with a green roof and peek-a-boo Victorian windows. From an architectural standpoint, it reminded me of the Hotel Del in San Diego. In fact, it pretty much looked like the Hotel Del Coronado, except where the Hotel Del has a red roof, the BB has a green one.

We parked the car, and walked into the lobby. The first thing I noticed was that the pillars – they were covered with this smoky, sand-ish brown glass. It didn’t really fit the décor. The lobby was spacious, though, and there was no line at check-in. Kenny checked us in quickly and efficiently, and put us on the fourth floor. We requested two connecting rooms, and received them. The BB uses real, old-fashioned large keys, which was a surprise. The first elevator was out of service, so we walked on to the elevator bank and went to our room.

The Room

Our rooms did indeed connect, but we couldn’t walk between them because there was a queen bed blocking the door. Both rooms were on the dirtier side of grimy. The first room had an attic-like door which was screwed shut with a 3/8” screw, and the bathtub had green mold in it. The second room had mud trail leading from the bathroom to the door.

We called the front desk and told them about the conditions in the room. Again, Kenny was very polite and quickly moved us to a room on the third floor. The rooms weren’t adjoining, but that was okay at this point. The rooms were a good size, much larger than a standard room at, say, Disney or (insert standard hotel chain name here). The walls were covered with a beige wallpaper and the two queen beds had red comforters. Right inside the entrance there was a desk and chair, and a nightstand was between the beds. Each room had an oversize walk-in closet, with a small hallway that led to a large bathroom.

I always try to give an honest opinion in my reviews, and it just kills me to write something negative about the BB, so I’ll try to be balanced. The beds were comfy, not too hard, not too soft – just right as Goldilocks would say. The room were a little outdated – the furnishings were a bit beat-up, and walking down the halls and into the room, there were pipes sticking out of the ceiling. The wallpaper was peeling in some spots, and there was an issue in the bathroom with the water backing up in the tub (about 5 inches for a 15-minute shower). We called the front desk, and they sent someone up to fix the tub. It only backed up an inch or so after that. The BB is a grand old lady, and she just needs some TLC to spruce her up and give her a fresh face.

Hotel

The hotel has a lot of great amenities on-site, including an ice cream shop, a salon, a spa, a work-out room, a large outdoor pool, a gift shop, a majestic-looking indoor pool, a ballroom, a restaurant, a pub, a bar, and many meeting rooms.

Strolling down the wood-floored indoor promenade immediately brings you back to an earlier time where things were slower and people were nice. As you pass the beautiful old stained glass windows from the lobby to the restaurant, you really feel like you’ve traveled back in time.

Masie’s Ice Cream Shop was a nightly ritual for us – and when you’re there for eleven days, they get to know your name and your favorite flavor.

We’d retreat to the porch behind Masie’s and rock on the chairs as we ate our treats. It was here that we noticed parts of the roof falling apart.

Most of the roof, in fact, was covered with green tarp, as the tiles were missing (due to the hurricanes, we figured). The gutters were separated in some spots, and a few of the windows needed fixing.

We found out some good news while we were down there – the BB found investors! That’s great news, and the staff is excited about the hotel getting fixed up.

Time of Year

March in the United States is prime spring break time, and in Clearwater it’s also Spring Training for the Philadelphia Phillies Baseball Club, so the hotel was pretty full.

Final Thoughts

All in all, I have to give BB 4 stars out of five. The rooms were a 3, and the grounds/hotel amenities/staff were a 4.5, so we’ll average that to a four. Now that the old dame has investors, I feel good knowing she’ll be fixed up and shining to her potential in the near future. A solid place to stay!

- Review based on trip March 3-14, 2007

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Sunday, May 23, 2010

Get Lost One Last Time

My final thoughts on the series finale of Lost?

It's over. And I'm satisfied.


Every thing has its place, and tonight we saw that.

To everything there is a season...

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep
A time to cast away stones
A time to gather stones together

To everything there is a season,
And a time for every purpose under heaven.
                                                                  - The Byrds

Tonight we saw birth, death, healing, smiles, tears, grudges made...and then cast away.

And finally, we saw heaven.

Lost Executive Producer Damon Lindelof
on Twitter last night after the show ended

Sideways world, the place we've been visiting all season, is purgatory. Makes sense. More importantly, we got back to what made this show so special in the first place: the characters and their journeys. Did I cry? More than once. But it was always at those moments when characters reconnected with one another.

What gripped me most strongly was an air of willing suspension of disbelief. Did I have questions? Sure. Were they all answered? They weren't meant to be. Those are the tiny things, the minutia, the small stuff. Tonight was big picture thinking. As Christian told Jack: "Don't sweat the small stuff."

If you came into tonight expecting it all to be answered -- and if you finished the ep mad that you didn't get what happened -- then you missed the point of it all.

On a side note, from what I've seen on Twitter and Facebook (now that my social media blackout* is lifted), fans are pretty torn up over the show ending. I have no doubt that the coming weeks will parallel another much-beloved show's end: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. When that showed bowed, we saw a lot of sadness and much talk, with folks taking refuge on our site's message boards, looking to console one another. I expect we'll see the same here with Lost.

Thanks to JJ, Carlton and Damon for such a great ride.

Here are my thoughts as they popped into my frazzled, sad little brain during the show (unedited, of course):
  • 11:33 p.m. - So sideways-land was purgatory. I'm okay with that.
  • 11:29 p.m. - Oh Vincent, you make me cry with that little touch.
  • 11:27 p.m. - Cue up parallel first/last shot of Jack's eye.
  • 11:21 p.m. - Christian Shepard...what the eff?! 
  • 11:16 p.m. - Ben gets asked the question he's been waiting 6 seasons to hear: "Will you help me (with the island)?" - Hurley
  • 11:13 p.m. - Oh Ben, don't kill yourself now just because you've got Locke's forgiveness.
  • 11:07 p.m. - There's only 23 minutes left of Lost. :(
  • 11:06 p.m. - Get out of the freakin' jacuzzi Jack before it kills you!
  • 11:04 p.m. - Richard's on the plane...but we've yet to see him "sideways." #whatgives
  • 10:57 p.m. - With 3 minutes left until the original end time (11 p.m.), I'm caught wondering how the HELL Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse would've been able to wrap it up in 2 hours. Thank god for the extra 30 minutes. #blessyouABC
  • 10:56 p.m. - I knew it! I called it last week that Jack was only a temporary guardian. #cryingagain
  • 10:54 p.m. - Cautious, optimistic, and a little happy that Kate brought Jack's memories back, but not convinced that Jack's going to be saved.
  • 10:48 p.m. - I realize that the three times I've cried so far have been during couple connections. But, wait. The first and third occured "over here" - does that mean we don't get a Jack/Kate one on this side? And Jack hasn't has been "enlightened" yet. #ohcrap #he'sagonner
  • 10:47 p.m. - Commence full tears during Sawyer/Juliet "enlightenment." Oh jeez...
  • 10:44 p.m. - Lapidus says they have to get off the ground while there's ground to get off...feeling shades of Stephen King's "The Langoliers."
  • 10:42 p.m. - Miles: "I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape." Theatre geeks FTW!
  • 10:39 p.m. - Target recycles commercial #1. Guessing with the extended run time some advertisers are going to get some extra, free plugs.
  • 10:38 p.m. - I spoke to soon. Stupid Target commercial, this time with the board. Oh! Wait, what if it's a word game or a clue? Smoke detector + keyboard + boar = stupid tie-in.
  • 10:37 p.m. - Damn it again...even though Kate's been more ofteningly annoying than not, I teared up during the Jack/Kate kiss. Sweet in the face 
  • 10:35 p.m. - So Desmond turned off the island's "power" supply just long enough to take away Smokey's invulnerability...now Jack's gotta turn it back on to save the world.
  • 10:33 p.m. - Love the cloying smiles on Sun and Jin's faces when Sawyer walks into the hospital room. They know he doesn't know, but can't help but grin at it all.
  • 10:32 p.m. - Was Smokey also a weatherman? Because now that he's "dead" the rain stopped.
  • 10:29 p.m.  - I really dig the Visa debit commercial where they have a girl buy the Buzz Lightyear, not a boy. Cool.
  • 10:17 p.m. - Cue Sawyer's first "Son of a BITCH!" for the ep, followed by Jack getting all 300 on Smokey's ass.
  • 10:15 p.m. - Kate ruins the perfectly poignant moment by mumbling her response to Desmond's question. Couldn't understand Miss Marblemouth. What did she say?!
  • 10:13 p.m. - Oh, damn it. Claire says, "It's Aaron." And commence my first tears of the night.
  • 10:11 p.m. - In a surprisingly sweet moment, Ma Widmore shows she has a heart when she worries about losing Daniel.
  • 10:08 p.m. - Not to jinx it or anything, but it's been 22 blissful minutes since any Target/Lost mash-up. #thankyoujesus 
  • 10:05 p.m. - First Richard gets a grey hair, now Smokey bleeds. 2 signs of the apocalypse if you ask me. 
  • 10:03 p.m.  - Please wait until the ride's come to a full and complete stop before exiting the pool. The shit's about to hit the fan.
  • 9:59 p.m. - Faraday, Charlotte, Ma & Pa Widmore. Wow, the gang really is all here. Bring on Driveshaft.
  • 9:52 p.m. - Down the rabbit hole we go, into The Cave of Glowing Mystical Pee Pee's waterfall. Getting a definite Goonies vibe here. 
  • 9:40 p.m. - Shannon and Boone? Check. Boone looks hot in the light. #notetoVampireDiariesDP
  • 9:46 p.m. - Oh my god, seriously Target? We're going to get these crappy commercials all night? Now a keyboard one.
  • 9:45 p.m. - I guess the Target commercial about the people not being on the beach because the smoke detector alerted them that he was coming. No, wait, that was stupid, not clever.
  • 9:43 p.m. - Cue The Cave of Glowing Mystical Pee Pee.
  • 9:39 p.m. - Not surprised Jack's married to Juliet, but it made me smile to see her again.
  • 9:34 p.m. - Smokey says to Jack what the audience has been thinking about Jack being the guardian: "You're kind of the obvious choice, aren't you?"
  • 9:32 p.m. - Miles lovingly caresses the one grey hair...and plucks it out. Richard's aging! But why now? Because Jack's the new guardian? Hey look, it's Lapidus! Sweet.
  • 9:10 p.m. - Yay! Bernard and Rose. Wait...don't even think of killing them! 
  • 9:05 p.m. - Hurley: "This would be sweet if we weren't all about to die." - ha!
  • 9 p.m. - Here we go!

Lost Executive Producer Carlton Cuse
on Twitter last night after the show ended

I originally planned on a social media blackout during Lost tonight (no Facebook, Twitter, text messagesetc.) because I didn't want to be spoiled by the East Coasters. About 4 minutes into the ep, though, and my old TV reviewer/editor instincts kicked in and I decided to live blog the series finale.

All times PT.
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* 2 p.m.

Okay, kids. Going on a social media blackout until Lost ends tonight.

As you watch the series finale, please keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times, and enjoy the ride.

#notgettingspoiled

Discuss amongst yourselves: What were your favorite moments? Who was your favorite character?

Friday, May 14, 2010

Dave Matthews Band to take off 2011

Dave Matthews Band announced today they are not going to tour in 2011:

"As we feel the excitement building for this summer, we wanted to let everyone know that after twenty years of consecutive touring, Dave Matthews Band will be taking 2011 off. We feel lucky that our tours are a part of so many people's lives, and wanted to give everyone as much notice as possible. We're excited to make this summer one of our best tours yet, and look forward to returning to the road in 2012."
- from their website 

Bummer, but I can respect that they want more time with their families.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Blinker etiquette for parking lot spaces (bitch please)

Dear Chick who cut me off at Vons parking lot, took my spot and then gave me the finger (to boot):

You are SO cool.

#bitchplz #learnblinkeretiquette

Love,
Kara

Sunday, May 9, 2010

How I got Apple to give me an iTunes Store refund

Today I downloaded an absolutely hideous song from Apple's iTunes Store, and decided I wanted a refund (more on that craptastical tune below).

In my technical writer days, I saw a myriad of customer questions come across my computer, and many of them were dry, dull and boring. After 15 minutes of trying to find a way to email Apple on their support site, I filled out all the required fields, and left this ditty in the Details about this issue section:

"Damian from TV Guide tweeted how he wanted the theme from "Bones" to be his ringtone, which made me think, "Oh yeah, I wanted to download that, even though David Boreanaz is a lying cheating sack of crap for cheating on his wife. Oh, he's fallen so far since Angel." So I searched on the the iTunes store, and found "Bones" by The TV Theme Players on an album called "TV Cops - Theme Songs." Turns out that album is an unauthorized piece of poo rip-off. You'll see on the same order number I found the correct, Fox-approved theme and bought that as well. I'd like a refund for the crappy one, which I promised to delete from my Mac once my request is approved."

I figured if I'm going to ask for a refund, I might as well make it an interesting read for the poor tech writer on the other end.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Kids Reenact MTV's "The Hills"

From our fabulously funny friends over at Tea with Lemon comes this spot-on reenactment of MTV's "The Hills" - portrayed by tots. I agree with guest columnist Marja, who points out that the little girl who plays Audrina “Ceiling Eyes” Patridge deserves an Emmy for her work.