So I technically currently live in the
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (even though I'm working in San Diego) -- and any government official will quickly correct you that PA is a commonwealth, not a state. As such, they have quirky silly little things that other places don't have, like things called
"Use and Occupancy Inspections" (U&O).

So even though I'm working in San Diego, my amazingly awesome husband stayed behind in Bucks County until the house sold. Well, closing is Friday, October 26th, and then he'll drive out here with Xander. But back to my story - in pretty much any other state, if you sell a house, the buyer has the option of having an inspection done, which goes something like this:
Inspector: Hi, I'm going to go over the house with a fine tooth comb and charge you $125 to do it because you have rose-colored glasses on and cannot possibly see all the bad things that are wrong with this house you're about to sink the next 30 years of your life into.
Buyer: Wow, good point. Mr. Inspector, what's up with the house?
Inspector: Well, Buyer, here's an 18 page list of things wrong with it.
then
Buyer: Dear Seller, here's a laundry list of things we'd like you to fix before we buy it.
Seller: Dear Buyer, stick it up your butt, you're getting a great deal on the house. We'll fix three of them.
Buyer: Thank you.
Again, in most states, that's how it goes. But not, my friends, in the great
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Here, you see, we have to have another inspection done by the Township. They come out and look over the house again with a finer tooth comb, and then they give you a list of what they want fixed.
Strike that last part...they give you a list of what you HAVE to fix. Like, fix or they won't let you sell the house. They'll decree it unfit to live in unless you fix it. Apparently, in the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, it's not okay to just have handrails on your steps. They have to be up to code. And I get that crap, because I worked in insurance and I know all about liability, blah blah blah. Here's the thing: we only bought the house two years ago. And it
passed inspection two years ago.
Freakin'. Passed. Inspection.Same handrails. We didn't change them, we didn't touch them. Nada, nothing, zilch. The same handrails that two years ago passed U&O were deemed yesterday to be wrong enough to
fail us. Same. Handrails. And before any of you smart-types add a comment below and say, "Well, code could've changed in two years" the answer is no, it didn't.
How do I know? Because I talked to two code administrators at the Township today and they assured me code had NOT changed in the past two years. In fact, it hasn't changed in the past
40 years.
I asked, then, how the hell the handrails passed inspection two years ago and not now. Their response? "Well, Mrs. DeFrias, all we can tell you is that the inspector must have missed that when he did the inspection two years ago."
I'm sorry, but what?! I get that maybe they'd miss an electrical outlet behind a dresser, or a smoke alarm behind a beam, but a handrail that you have to hold on to as you climb the stairs to the second floor?! So now we have to shell out nearly $1,000 (that's on top of the money we spent on the buyer's other requests -- but she really was a doll through the whole process so far) to get all the handrails in our house, on our deck, and to the basement fixed. Because if we don't fix it, the Township will deem our house uninhabitable and we will legally not be allowed to sell it.
Oh, and did I mention we have 6 days to do it because closing is Friday, a mere week from right now?
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania my ass.